Welcome, This is not really ready. One day it will be.
It's just a start for online charsheet. And 3 jokes.
Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
He was feeling rotten.
What's the difference between a zombie apocalypse and a Tuesday?
One is a horrifying collapse of civilisation where the dead consume the living.
The other is the apocalypse.
What do you call the last survivor of a zombie apocalypse?
Dessert.
How can you tell when a herbalist is lying?
Their mouth is moving.